- ET stay home.”
- “May the facemask be with you.”
- “You’re gonna need a bigger fridge.”
- “There’s no place but home.”
- “Nobody puts baby in quarantine.”
- “Here’s lookin’ at you through Zoom, kid.”
- “Mask not what your country can do for you, mask what you can do for your country.”
- "Quarantine is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
- “There’s no crying about no baseball!”
- “I love the smell of Lysol in the morning!”
- “I won’t be back.”