Jimmy Fallon looking for funny things moms have said #QuarantineMomQuotes

The Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon is looking for funny things Moms have said during the sheltering in place/safer at home period. Here are some from Twitter!

  • His teacher lied when she said he was a pleasure to have in class.”
  • “There’s a dance party on Facebook tonight, I have to do my hair.”
  • “I keep saying ‘zoom’ but the meeting isn't going faster.”
  • "Have you seen that Netflix documentary, 'Lion King?'"
  • "Have fun with your classes, I'll be in the living room watching Supernatural.”
  • “I now understand why some animals eat their young.”
  • “Be nicer to your sister, you might need one of her kidneys one day.”
  • "I think I'll take this time to eat vegetarian. I'll eat meat just a few times a week."
  • “How am I supposed to eat through my mask?”
  • “It's not hard for your father and me to stay 6 feet away from each other.”
  • “Your top doesn’t match your pajama pants. Go change.”
  • “You're bored? There are 432 Amazon boxes in the garage. Build a fort.”
  • “Is this video going on Instagram or Tick Tocker

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