The Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon is looking for funny things Moms have said during the sheltering in place/safer at home period. Here are some from Twitter!
- His teacher lied when she said he was a pleasure to have in class.”
- “There’s a dance party on Facebook tonight, I have to do my hair.”
- “I keep saying ‘zoom’ but the meeting isn't going faster.”
- "Have you seen that Netflix documentary, 'Lion King?'"
- "Have fun with your classes, I'll be in the living room watching Supernatural.”
- “I now understand why some animals eat their young.”
- “Be nicer to your sister, you might need one of her kidneys one day.”
- "I think I'll take this time to eat vegetarian. I'll eat meat just a few times a week."
- “How am I supposed to eat through my mask?”
- “It's not hard for your father and me to stay 6 feet away from each other.”
- “Your top doesn’t match your pajama pants. Go change.”
- “You're bored? There are 432 Amazon boxes in the garage. Build a fort.”
- “Is this video going on Instagram or Tick Tocker